Delivery Service

We have been used to delivering bulky packages in our company, but recently we have been delivering things that I could swear were coffins masked as packages.

The documents said that they are props for a film studio in the area and there was an extra note not to be worried about any rattling or weird noise from the inside as the props were quite sturdy and couldn’t be broken by the transport, but would, according to the papers, happily make weird noises as the package was handled.

Well that is all great, but it doesn’t explain why the thing makes noises even when it’s not being moved. I laughed about it the entire day, saying that the loud coffin is ready for the transport and as I finished saying it I knocked on the lid.

I have not expected it to knock back. I am going to be delivering food from now on. There is a new place in town, something about meat that people cannot resist. It is going to be much safer than delivering this.